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About: "So much death to undo
But here's a fucking clue
If we can build a bomb
Can't we build heaven too?"
unexplained-events:

Ladies and gentlemen….a spring-loaded dick in a box from the 1800s. It made for a great gift

unexplained-events:

Ladies and gentlemen….a spring-loaded dick in a box from the 1800s. It made for a great gift

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h0llo:

reallylameblog:

vaginal-erection:

do-i-wanna-know:

what the fuck is this though seriously

a good fucking time thats what

Is that Alex Turner

Yes

h0llo:

reallylameblog:

vaginal-erection:

do-i-wanna-know:

what the fuck is this though seriously

a good fucking time thats what

Is that Alex Turner

Yes

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#WHO’S MORE FUN NOW

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hellotailor:

a man wrote an article about this mysterious new Fan Fiction craze, and oh boy did we all learn a lot from it.

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7,871 plays

radtracks:

your song // elton john

it’s a little bit funny, this feeling inside
i’m not one of those who can easily hide
i don’t have much money but, boy, if i did
i’d buy a big house where we both could live

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riseofthefallenone:

third-round-charm:

distraction:

Not many people know the stereotypical heart shape was meant to be two hearts fused together

Hey there. History nerd here… not many people know this “fact” because it’s not true. The universal heart shape we recognize today has nothing to do with the heart, actually. It has to do with early Roman birth control.The Romans used a plant called silphium to prevent pregnancy. It was so effective that it became a critical part of Rome’s economy and daily life. It was literally so important to their culture that the image of it’s seed were even imprinted on currency. It’s the exact shape of the heart we know today, and this is the first time it’s visage was ever recorded in history. It was so important to them, and so highly prized that they actually drove the plant into extinction by over harvesting it for use. This shape was so ingrained in their society’s conscious as a symbol of sexual liberation that it became associated with all aspects of intimacy, eg. sex, unity, and love.TL;DR: It’s not two hearts sewn together. It’s an ancient plant that Romans used to have gratuitous amounts of sex before condoms were around.

how romantic

riseofthefallenone:

third-round-charm:

distraction:

Not many people know the stereotypical heart shape was meant to be two hearts fused together


Hey there. History nerd here… not many people know this “fact” because it’s not true. The universal heart shape we recognize today has nothing to do with the heart, actually. It has to do with early Roman birth control.

The Romans used a plant called silphium to prevent pregnancy. It was so effective that it became a critical part of Rome’s economy and daily life. It was literally so important to their culture that the image of it’s seed were even imprinted on currency.

It’s the exact shape of the heart we know today, and this is the first time it’s visage was ever recorded in history. It was so important to them, and so highly prized that they actually drove the plant into extinction by over harvesting it for use.

This shape was so ingrained in their society’s conscious as a symbol of sexual liberation that it became associated with all aspects of intimacy, eg. sex, unity, and love.

TL;DR:
It’s not two hearts sewn together. It’s an ancient plant that Romans used to have gratuitous amounts of sex before condoms were around.

how romantic

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wholeheartedemmie:

alicekitty:

breezytheninjaboss:

hurlscout:

rolandofeld:

moarrrmagazine:

POKEPANTIES by MakersWay

Ok honestly if I were female I wear the hell out of these!

must have. cannot continue on without.

I want to catch them all.

The need >.>

OMG I NEED!!

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kittywanks:

WHAT

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